I like water. WHOA.....
weekends go by so fast. My clock seems to speed by as I drowse.

A DPS woman yelled at John. I mean, not really but she was telling him off. damn, I'm wading through these typos right now. Soo many mistakes. Anyway, she told him to talk to his RA, to which Sandra interjected he is the RA....
She said shame on you. to John that is.

I am feeling an urge to eat right now. And hear some music.

Oooh. music. and water. mmm. Couldn't get up to find food. AHHHH. Slicetruck. bring me foood.

Canada is a great country.

Pen Island. is the return address of every letter I send.

Which is to say, none of them. Because i don't write letters. When was the last time anyone on the floor sent a letter? I'm curious.

I propose the following:

George Harrison was the best Beatle.

Ah... my mind takes offense at day tripper's main riff.

woah.
Everyone crowd around the macbook.
Listen to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNStVlJWy88&feature=related

Ommnomnom. I want stereo.

Wha..................
I like typewriters. I want to eat marshmallows. Perhaps you would like to join me.

Why do we get presents on our birthdays? A celebration of another span of 365 days since you first breathed air.

I don't think I'd like being in a normal submarine. I want to make a big one, with lots of windows and lights, so you could see all around instead of being lost in the depths.

I want to jump in a pile of warm laundry.

To close this stellar post, here's a historical episode for ya.

Some daft brit made a sculpture in the naughts that was basically a bed and a night stand. When the museum premiered the piece, two asian performance artists got naked on the bed and jumped on it while pretending to drink the vodka on the nightstand.

-DRDN

Time.

It is currently 2010. How do you feel about this decade?

Well...

After watching Hot Tub Time Machine (USC is awesome), I've reinforced my opinion that the 80s slowly and meticulously sucked Ronald Reagan's GIANT, shrivelly testicles.

USSR! USSR! USSR!

Sorry Drew...

Anyways, the 80s were shitty. Cheesy hair metal with no substance, cocaine, AIDS, John Cusack in culturally relevant films, and No Will Hagle yet.

The only good thing about the 80s was the fact that hip-hop and my brother and sister were born. Lemme educate ya'll.

Other than that... the decade sucked. SO many bright colors... ugh... But really, I don't know whether it sucked or not.. because I wasn't there.

I LOVE THE 90s. BECAUSE I WAS THERE... And Maybe That's Why.........

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE AUGHTS? (2000-2009).

WHAT WILL WE BE REMEMBERED FOR?

ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART TO MAKE THE 2010s A BITCHIN' GRAND OLD TIME?

ARE WE HUMAN OR ARE WE DANCER?

SHOULD I SCHEDULE A RAGING 10s PARTY FOR 2032?

WILL THE WORLD EVEN LAST THAT LONG?

IS TANYA A MAYAN?

Respond to the questions on the comments section IF YOU DARE...

21st Century Love,.

-Will.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=hate80

Camera Shy

You know what really grinds my gears?

We're having trouble finding contestants for Mind Games. Big time.

Sponsors, surprisingly, are easier to get than contestants are. But why are they the sticking point?

Lame prizes? Hardly--we've got Starbucks gift cards, Ubisoft video games, car washes, and other cool stuff up for grabs in our next few shows.

Lack of publicity? Could be. Most of the flyers I posted around campus have mysteriously disappeared, some even two days after I posted them. And a lot of people clearly have no idea what the hell this show is.

The big thing I've noticed?

"I don't want to be on camera."

I mean, seriously, what's the matter with that? It's just a game show! See? The worst that can happen to you is that you lose, but at least there you have a talking point amongst your friends for a long time to come.

Of course, you could have your YouTube moment of notoriety...

But it's Trojan Vision.

Nobody.

Watches.

Trojan Vision.

Really. What do you have to worry about?

bad blog post (its avant garde, okay? conceptual art. deal with it)

“He grew up in California. He has a younger brother named Dylan. He’s a Libra. He’s dating Vanessa Hudgens. He’s in ‘Hairspray.’ His first big thing was ‘Summerland.’ He had a gap in his teeth, but he got that fixed. He went to Hawaii with Vanessa. That’s common knowledge. We saw him at the ‘Today’ show two weeks ago, but I didn’t get his autograph. His hair is amazing."

united states of pop, 2382

got peas on my head but don't call me a peahead

shoulda had a V8

i'm from michigan

boo you whore

she doesn't even go here

i saw cady heron wearing army pants and flip flops, so i bought army pants and flip flops

happy valentine's day, no one!

roadhouse

they're all gay and their wireless network is named HOMOS. i want to live with these people.

eating cheezits off the floor. i feel like kierstie alley

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

a-l-a-s-k-a

all i wanna do is bang bang bang bang

peach is a fsucking slut

viv pitter why you play me like that

you would run away too if your name was muaaghhhrrrhhh

so they rearranged the furniture?

who thinks that is funny? NO ONE.

are you an ass-scientist? cause your ass is blah blah blah you get the point

shake yo moneymaker

how many restaurants do you own mr. kim? SZECHUAN.

mmmbop take off your top mmmbop give it all that you've got

im blue da ba di da buh dye

finger lickin good

no country for old men

i don't care where you live at just turn around boy let me hit that

some people just don't appreciate satire

it's more than a feelin'

are the bananas free at trogro? i always take them and they never say anything

ready one two, let's play zoo

can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

no- the real question is, is anne frank a lesbian?

...is laila?

rhymes with "orange"

sharing is caring

labels are for soup cans

got my vans on but they look like sneakers

where my alcoholics let me see your hands up

barack the vote

computer commits murder

bat boy is back

t-rex terrorizes trailer park

robbin' all the banks in the state of indiana

closing walls and ticking clocks

someone in georgia loves me

all eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus

miley cyrus i LOVE YOU... SO FAMOUS ;D

happy hump day, free people

Nerdgasm

Custom BK4 Nerdiness Chart - click to biggify

Well, last week was fun. I gave up on my traditional style of sentences that relate to those before and after them, forming complex ideas and provoking thought, in favor of a more entertaining "zOMG look LOLCats!" style that gets people to "read." As I said, I felt disgusting just posting that blog, and as I sat reuploading LOLCat after LOLcat that I had saved on my hard drive and some tiny part of me worried about whether that was legal or not, I was silently dying a little bit inside. Recently I realized that I should get over myself and stop caring. Blogs are about fun. This isn't supposed to be heavy.

So this week I will calmly and caringly bring us all to simultaneous nerdgasms as we explore thinkgeek.com. (I'm tired, I have a headache, and I can't be creative, so here)

I was also going to pick out an item for each and every one of you individually, but I ran out of time so I didn't. Blame physics. Maybe next week.

First of all, the t-shirts! Oh the t-shirts! Too many fantastic ones to explore in this blog, so do it on your own!
(Pretty sure you have to be in the Drew/Steve section of the chart to like that)

Other Awesome things: Bacteria shaped like microbes. Give your lovers STDs Sleeping bag shaped like a tuan-taun - Sleep like skywalker
Crazy Japanese things


Destroy your enemies in the rain!

Destroy them HARDER!

Get the most intimidating bumper sticker ever!

Here's a present for will JT and Drew's Geeky Boyscout Section
Solar powered water bottle FTW

BK4, do yourself a favor, buy a pocket breathalizer Check out these websites (whilst high)
http://open.adaptedstudio.com/html5/many-lines/index.html http://www.aestheticecho.com/
http://www.maninthedark.com/
http://pixel.org.ua/
http://www.neave.com/imagination/

And maybe wear these at the same time Here are a bunch more

PEACE

Defender of the Floorby

The cream of the crop.

10:11:25 PM.

Motha fuckin Mondayz.

Eyes hurt. Dry. Arid desert air in a awkward scented dorm.

A bottle of honey lying on my desk. Fucking reading lamp glare in my face.

Frowning in the harsh light.

Super Smash Bros next door. Thump mother fucker thump. A glimpse of tennis shoes.

A gay walks in.

A red sweater.

So gay.

My roommate.

A filipino chick at his desk.

Chink chink chink, onomotapeia.

spelled wrong. don't give a fuck.

the sound of her keyboard.

Moved my laptop.

onto my lap.

from the tabletop.

WORDPLAY?

i try.

but fail.

Im struggling.

crying out.

depression.

just kidding

but am i?

I don't know anymore.

Searching.

Hawaiian dude saying funny shit.

The gay tells a story about his lesbian sister minister.

I catch myself.

Eavesdropper.

don't have a life.

never had a life.

Searching for the pot of gold.

at the end of the rainbow.

Eyes on the prize.

Clover Valley Chocolate Covered Raisins,

Shitty off-brand.

Awkwardly TORN OPEN.

across my desk, not even an arms length away

Guaranteed to spill all the fuck over if i reach and grab.

Move. the. fuck. on. kid. you. don't. need those. enchocolatized dry fruitas.

Spanish language. So exotic.

Not exactly.

Wishing upon a star. Cinderella. love that bitch.

Especially the black version aka Brandi.

Wow.

Racist.

Thought it was spelled Brandi with an I not Brandy with Y cause she black.

But it's Brandy, to clarify.

i have a fairy fucking godmother.

and yes, just like Brandy, her name is

WHITNEY HOUSTON

Humming awkwardly.

the beauty of black cinderella.

Sitting in "My Own Little Corner"....dreaming of the "Impossible" on... such "A Lovely Night"!

Privileged and Enchanted.

WOOOAHHHHH

AfRiCaN InTeRRuPtI0N!!!

So naive.

So young.

Rude.

Sweet, Slutty, 17.

Elephant on her neck.

Wishing I was that young again.

Ho.

fucking.

Hum.

Dolphin on my Physics textbook.

WOndering how that relates to physics.

I. AM. NOT. A. DOLPHIN.

I do not have crazy sex.

like this.

The gays are talking my room.

They hate boyz.

:(

They sad.

They bitchin bout man slut Kyle.

Ain't know wassup.

Roommate don't necessarily hate man slut. He a down ass bitch.

"I am a nice manslut."

Frosted flakes.

Honey girls.

Honey on my desk.

FULL CIRCLE

10:16:14 PM

on a monday

the first day of march.

a bright future ahead.

diamonds in my eyes.

its almost april.

FOUR CHINESE TEXTS.

hm.

RAB in a FAW.

saw that today.

Real ass bitch.

in a

Fake ass world.

Confession of a day.

Of a lifetime.

I am, and have been.

Darkwing Duck.

LETS GET DANGEROUS.

holy fuck just had a flashback.

johnny quest.

ducktales.

talespin.

he-man.

SPEED RACER.

Captain Planet.

Swat Kats.

gah.

OUT.