Nerdgasm

Custom BK4 Nerdiness Chart - click to biggify

Well, last week was fun. I gave up on my traditional style of sentences that relate to those before and after them, forming complex ideas and provoking thought, in favor of a more entertaining "zOMG look LOLCats!" style that gets people to "read." As I said, I felt disgusting just posting that blog, and as I sat reuploading LOLCat after LOLcat that I had saved on my hard drive and some tiny part of me worried about whether that was legal or not, I was silently dying a little bit inside. Recently I realized that I should get over myself and stop caring. Blogs are about fun. This isn't supposed to be heavy.

So this week I will calmly and caringly bring us all to simultaneous nerdgasms as we explore thinkgeek.com. (I'm tired, I have a headache, and I can't be creative, so here)

I was also going to pick out an item for each and every one of you individually, but I ran out of time so I didn't. Blame physics. Maybe next week.

First of all, the t-shirts! Oh the t-shirts! Too many fantastic ones to explore in this blog, so do it on your own!
(Pretty sure you have to be in the Drew/Steve section of the chart to like that)

Other Awesome things: Bacteria shaped like microbes. Give your lovers STDs Sleeping bag shaped like a tuan-taun - Sleep like skywalker
Crazy Japanese things


Destroy your enemies in the rain!

Destroy them HARDER!

Get the most intimidating bumper sticker ever!

Here's a present for will JT and Drew's Geeky Boyscout Section
Solar powered water bottle FTW

BK4, do yourself a favor, buy a pocket breathalizer Check out these websites (whilst high)
http://open.adaptedstudio.com/html5/many-lines/index.html http://www.aestheticecho.com/
http://www.maninthedark.com/
http://pixel.org.ua/
http://www.neave.com/imagination/

And maybe wear these at the same time Here are a bunch more

PEACE

Defender of the Floorby