Tuesday, March 9, 2010

On the Subject of USC Exploration.

Yeah Yeah Yeah, Alright.... Explore kids are fun.

They're not really even kids, though (they're like the same age as Viv and Tom)... But we still gotta treat 'em like kids.

They gotta be in bed early.

They gotta wake up early.

They don't have anything to do but sit in Room 423 and play video games all day because they're mean Trojan parents don't love them.

Pretty soon, they're falling in love with the babysitter and the babysitter ain't scared to fall in love back. Age ain't nothin' but a numba baby! How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? (Laila's Mamacita Explorer From Miaaaamiiii... OooOooOwWwWeEeE AYYY PAPIIIIIIIII!).

So, my unbetrothed BK4 child-bearers, please refrain from dropping your kids off in room 423 of the Nursery Room. Due to one of our nursery's babysitters complete and uncontrollable sexiness, the room has been shut down until the Sexual Police come spray everything down.

Today I woke up and there were two Explorers just chilling on my couch and bean bag, playing video games. None of us had any idea why they were there or how they got there.

When I asked if they were waiting for someone/their host they were just like "No, we're just playing video games until lunch at 12".

Can you say.... HOUSE OF WAX?


Now, I'm not trying to complain too much. I do like meeting the little (/same/big) fellas and talking to them. But the thing is, (via @quinlanrocye), they're gone the next day. There's no chance to TRULY get to know them, so what's the point in half-assed-edly trying to get to know them.

The point is,

I'm fairly certain that none of this argument made any sense. I'm just babbling like Babar if Babar was more bodacious.

Basically, I like the whole concept of Explore USC and I appreciate the fact that some of you smart folks are trying to give back to the community... but I don't really like when they're just dumped off and abandoned in my room when I have two to three midterms coming up. And I don't like the fact that they mess with the normal routine of things so there's no place to study or hang out peacefully.

It's a good concept and I love the little (/same/big) fellas so mucho but damn, girl I just can't handle them all up in my BIZ like twice a week, you know?!

Alright.

G2G.

TTYL.

&hearts Bye &hearts

-Angry Mr. McStickerson.



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