ABCiez

here it is... the much awaited hump day blog. it's almost 12... sweating a little, steve?

the ABCs of everything awesome in this world

A is for Alexander King Wilson, he's number one

B is for BK4. another obvious one.

C is for Christina Sinner. she's having us over for easter dinner.

D is for

dollar,

dime,

it's dinnah-time

which brings me to E for EVK. you know you love it. all the way. overheated food is always yummy. i especially like it when it hurts my tummy. love the ladies who swipe my id. love how the food is basically free. love the hair in the potatoes and the grill that's always closed. their health practices mostly go unopposed. maybe one day they'll get exposed. but for now evk + us = we get hosed.

F is for friends who do stuff together

in the sunny LA weather

nothin could be better

mmm bk4

the very best floor

G is for gummy snacks from hawaii

they are disgusting, i gave them a try-ee

H is for hella and the people from the bay

they're hyphy, they're awesome, what more can i say

I is for igloos made of ice

i've never been inside one, but im sure it would be nice

J is for the RA, Jon Ou

if you've ever got a problem, go a knockin' on his do'

K is for koalas- they actually aren't bears

try and tell sporcle they are, and it will reject you, i swear

it's also for KE$HA, we are in love

her love yes her love, her love is my drug

L is for limos we see them all the time

because we are rich and famous and live across from the shrine

M is for meowlia and michael hollenbeck

lkasfklajsldgjkblkfdlkdmslkmd... eck!

N is for no one, my imaginary best friend

no one plays with me. no one loves me. the end.

O is for orgasm girl...

P is for POKEMON

gotta catch em all.. c'mon!

Q is for quin

when we play words with friends, i win

R is for radisson, who's pool wasn't open

despite all our birthday wishes and hopin'

S is for sleepovers in 423 that's what it's all about

whenever farid is gettin' some and has to kick me out

T is for texts from last night

my 7th most visited website

U is for ukulele, however you spell it

hawaiians on our floor will tell you it's legit

V is for very very...extra-ordinary

W is for whythefuckdowestillhavemidtermswhenitsalmosttheendofthesemesterandwhydotheweeksgobysofastbutalsososlowlywhywhywhy

X is for.... xavier

he's my savior?

Y is for you... you are really great you know

you are the reason i put on this show

and Z is for zzzzzzz cause im goin' to sleep

i'll probably dream of viv... cause ya, i'm a creep

happy hump day... get some!