For starters, I'm just going to say that there were only 35 full length movies in all of the categories, only about 20 of which does anyone care about.
Any ways,
Hurt Locker took 5 of the Oscars including best directing and best picture, and no one has ever seen it!!!!!
I know that I haven't, therefore no one has.
Best Supporting Actor:
Some Dude from that Nazi movie only known for its director Quentin Tarantino and our favorite (newly) bearded friend Brad Pitt?
(Though I'm not saying that the winner should have been Matt Damon)
Breaking News: The winner of the best foreign film was some obscure film whose name no one can pronounce.
Even more Breaking News:
Avatar won Visual Effects........big surprise
But in reality, who expected Avatar for Cinematography?!?!
Did Disney ever get a photography award? NOOO, because it's freaking animated!!!!!!!!!
Man this economy is taking a tole on our entertainment industry...
-Pax
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