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bk4 how is it going?

i hope everyone has a glorious summer. having a bed, not hearing noise all the time, sleeping a dark room, and hanging out at old places and old friends is nice, but i miss all you fuckers a little bit (and have a feeling i'll probably miss you all more after everything and everyone around here gets boring again, you feel me?).

no matter what though, things will never be the same for bk4. in some respects, it's pointless to miss everyone. it's never going to be the same, so missing bk4 will just bring more and more incurable pain. we might get together and reminisce or whatever, but we're never going to get freshman year of college back.

I'll probably never...

harass JJ so much that he chases me down the hall with his sandal

annoy Drew so much that he passive-agressive-ly texts me from the other room to shut up (yes I will)

take a PSD trip with anish, laila, and tom

watch Kevin suck Tom's penis

go to a cubs game with Sam

share a taxi with Anthony

chill with Casey on game days

get a milkshake with Fishman

get pissed at Richard for not opening the door when I knock

make fun of Brennan (yes I will)

watch Arrested Development with John (not the RA)

talk to Zach

go to Roscoes with Chris

go to a concert with Justin

call Quin gay (yes I will)

pose for Carlo's pictures

go to a party with Jon

play basketball with Derek

bum a hotel room off Regina (yes I will)

freak out when Sandra speaks Farcy (yes I will (yes I know, Tara))

take a picture with Vlada

have Lily spit popcorn on my face

brush with Tandra

call Laila out for not being able to back up her "did you know..." "facts"

get pissed off at Malia (yes I will)

drink with Christina (yes I will)

see Melody at the elevator

dance with Sonal

offend Tiffany (yes I probably will somehow)

think Tara looks like that girl off Californication

go to Coachella with Viv (yes I will)

talk to Michelle, Anabelle, Mary, or Andrea (hopefully I will... I mean I AM that guy...)

...again.

so since i may never see some of you fuckers again, i'd just like to thank you all for giving me an enjoyable and memorable freshman year. tons of my friends are transferring back to what seems to be my supermassive black hole of a city, and i can only think that it must be because they weren't lucky enough to live with a shitload of cool-ass people like BK4iens.

so it's kinda sad that the year is over, but this summer is gonna be pretty delightful. and even though Bk4 is gone forever and some new little shits are going to sleep in our rooms next year, i'm glad that I can always have this year to look back on. i hope that everyone stays in touch, but also makes some memories and meets some people that are equally as awesome as the ones we made and met on BK4 (that's not grammatically correct but you get the point). Trying to recreate the past will only displease the BK gods. Remember the past, and use those memories to create a better future. BitchezZZzz.

have good lives, ya'll. i'm glad we got to hang out. name your children after me.

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