Sunday, February 28, 2010

US vs. Canada

The 2010 Winter Olympics are over at long last and the Canadians appear to have come out ahead. They earned their crowning victory with a win over the US in the championship hockey game (even though the US had won 5-3 earlier on) and maple leaf emblems can be spotted on sweatshirts and ranger hats all over. The only thing is (sorry Tom) that despite a seemingly successful round of Olympic games, Canada is still not as good as the US:


Canadian Bacon
Not very enticing

vs.

American Bacon
how about that!

Also,

Canadian Snorkeling

vs.

Actual snorkeling (Hawaii)
Tough choice...I think not

Canadian Moose

or...


American Bald Eagle



Canadian Actor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9WB_PXjTBo

Too soon? It's just that American doctors are the ones responsible for keeping him in as good a condition as he is right now.

You go Dr. Cameron!
(American)


vs.


American Actor
Yeah

Canadian Singer
(Michael Buble)

vs.


American Singer
The REAL DEAL from whom that Canadian poser has been stealing all his material



The Conclusion is clear:

USA > canada

And the only reason we keep Canada around...

-Pax

Hot Beets on Cold Days

It may be technically Sunday morning right now, but its never Sunday until I go to sleep. That's my policy. So I'm on time, bitches.

Shutter Island is the best movie of the year. But I haven't seen The Hurt Locker. So maybe second best? No sé.

I am sooooOOOO tired (in Tandra voice). And can't think of topics right now to write about ughhh. And Quin is passed out on my beanbag so can't help me brainstorm.

HERES A KEWL SITE GUYZ ZOMG: http://www.asofterworld.com/

Anyone want to get a meatball sub from Rosso's with me tomorrow? I've got mad cravings man.

To all business majors: Hollenbeck left lecture slides up on his computer. I read through them all in 3 minutes. Pretty sure I could pass the midterm now. And do you guys ever actually have homework?????

Tara loves eating hot beets. They're pretty much the shit in Iran.

And I'm pretty much the shit on BK4. #bragwars

P.S. Steve -- SKULLZ 4 LYFE!

-- Drew

Saturday, February 27, 2010

If you liked the sweatpants...

Ha ha I love the internet. Look what you can get on it:

http://rootsuit.com/
http://superfansuits.com/


They offer group discounts if 3 or more people buy them. What do you think BK4? Are we gonna show some true trojan spirit next year?

Friday, February 26, 2010

Embarrassing Moments

Remember Tandra's post from a few days/weeks ago about how BK4 doesn't truly know eachother? (by the way if you try to type BK4 while holding down shift and you forget to let it go it comes out as BK$.... CHA CHING BITCHES!)

Anyways...

I now present... BK4 embarrassing moments:

Regina Guinto:

http://www.myvideo.de/watch/4738248/Miley_bei_TRL_am_23_Juli_2008_Teil_4


"SO famous"

Thomas Fielding: Allowed Kevin to suck his wine flavored teet of the penis. VIDEO might be posted sometime in the near future... I'm just kinda lazy right now.

Laila Brown: Lesbian.

Hollenback: WOW

Aaaaand... I'm too lazy to post everyone else's videos... but I'll put up an embarrassing link of my own.

TAKING YA'LL BACK TO THE OLD SCHOOL 8TH GRADE WILL HAGLE. FRESH OUT THE SLUMS OF CHAMPAIGN, ILLINOIS!

GET AT MY XANGA BIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAABIIIIIIIAAAAAAAA!

http://willyousmileagainforme.xanga.com/


Sorry for another lame post mu fuckin' ghosts of the zenith. I beat Regina at Mario Kart today. Tom's girlfriend is still here and they are like the white stripes. Laila's hippie friends cometh. fishman readeth over me shoulder.

PEACE.

-WILL THE ILLEST KILLA

Thursday, February 25, 2010

greetings earthlings

Today a new generation was introduced to BK4 in the form of USC Explore students. It was weird, it was exciting, it was crowded, it was wonderful. Many BK4 members got a chance to be mentors to some choice young and impressionable kidlets (most of whom are older than Viv). We told them about Trojan Plan, the row, games days. We played video games, we ate dinner, we had an awkward trip to Ground Zero. Wonderful times all around. Tara even told one of them that she would "get [them] ready for bed." Winkity wink winks. Tomorrow they'll have their fates sealed in their interviews and we will be wishing them nothing but the best.

This is a shitty blog, whatever.

Reaching 4 da StarZ,
Meowlia

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

not sorry at ALL

you know what grinds my gears? when you see a brand new GQ on the stand and get really excited to buy/read/look at it, and five dollars and half an hour later you realize you have a subscription to GQ and the very magazine you are holding in your two hands probably has a twin sitting in shiny plastic wrap in your mailbox. maybe it's just me. oh well.

sooo ya now i feel all this pressure to make my post exciting as last week's... don't expect much.

(604):

People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky

I think I'm going to make some FanFic erotica, since apparently I'm a huge creep anyways:

Harry Potter? Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone?

Harry: Hermione, you know... platform 9 and 3/4 isn't the only thing with that same measurement...

Hermione: Tell me more...!

Harry: oh HERMIONE... I've been whomping my willow thinking about you

Hermione: Show me your wand!

Harry: I'd like to get my basilik into your chamber of secrets...

Hermione: I want to ride you like a nimbus 2000!

Harry: I'll make you moan like myrtle...

Hermione: Come here, you hunk of burning love!

meh nevermind... maybe a pokemon one??

trainer 1: you remind me of pokemon... i just want to pikachu with binoculars from my apartment all night long .

trainer 2: wanna battle? my balls are ready ;] when i look at you, my metapodcan't get any harder...

trainer 1: jiggle my puff, cock!! I mean- brock!!

eww too much... maybe a nintendo themed one would be best..

mario: can i just ask if you are a magic mushroom? because you are making me grow.

peach: come into my castle... i'll show you the real fruit...

mario: i'll show you my WII-neer

peach: mmmmmm

mario: if you were a warp tube, i'd be in you all day...

peach: ooh... but i have to admit: i smashed your brother last night...

mario: it's cool... just hurry up and climb my flag pole, slut!

maybe a star wars/sci-fi one would be more appropriate

luke: nice buns princess... on your head that is

leia: show me what a real jedi can do with his light sabre!

luke: oh i will... until now you been looking for love in Alderaan places...

leia: use the force! harder! harder!

or maybe just like a pirate themed one?

jack spare-a-hoe: ya certainly put the shiver in me timbeer ;] is that an X on the seat of your pants? 'cause it appears theres wonderful booty buried underneath!

woman pirate (?): arrrrrr ya free this saturday?

jack: me skull and crossbones won't be the only things goin up that night!

woman: do you mind if the parrot watches?

ok im exhausted. sorry folks. hope that ended your hump day on a high note!





This one's short

Hey guys,

I almost lost faith in the blog this week - thought it was dead. After Will and Drew phoned it in two days in a row, I really thought nobody cared anymore. Then I remembered Alex's amazing love poem, read JT's first legitimate post, tripped out on Anish's existential mopo and was super pumped to see two white blog posts go up in one day, and my faith was restored. Thanks BK4! Thanks for reading and contributing to this blog!

And Will, good luck finding where I parked your car. Write real posts.

Anyway, I'm gonna continue my efforts that I started last week to make my blog shorter/more enjoyable/more readable. Actually, I'd be surprised if I haven't already lost your attention... so here you go.

Sex Offender Shuffle


Song of the Count


Edit: I just realized the importance of frame size in embedding youtube videos... but I'm too lazy to fix it.

This song is made by its music video
But musta been hella boring to film...


Best song ever


And some of my favorite LOLCats that I found saved on my computer from back in the day:



































There, I hope all your ADD attention spans allowed you to get through that. I feel disgusting about what I just posted.

BK4 love,

FLOORBY DEFENDER!




Monday, February 22, 2010

Milkshake.

10:19:21 PM.
On a Monday.

The air outside smells like dead dingo and the air in here wreaks of a rotting 4-day old meatball sub.
Fatigue.
The not-so-faint noise of a Christian rock song from 424. The same one I hear every hour. every day. every week.
No.


Memories of a stolen brita water pitcher. A half an hour wasted in discussion, the lies and deceit of a preacher. But that was hours ago.

The laughter of a young black woman echoes down the hallway...... Typical. She's only seventeen. A name like Viveka. The sound of youth.

The professional French-hornist across the hall leaves his room.
The door is open.
Temptation. An expensive bike.
Fight kid fight.
He is back.
The TV is on.
I squint through my doorway. Across the hall. Through another doorway. 10 ft. The Olympics on television. Dancing on ice. My mind wanders.

I remember a simpler time. 30 minutes ago.

A skinny white girl from a different world.
Kind of like Avatar. But not blue, or foreign or alien. Or Zoe Saldana for that matter.
A name derived from traditional African folklore, contrary to claims of Hawaiian etymological reference.
Those precious minutes.
A gay man from the streets of a quaint northern Nevadan town.
Blonde hair. Blue eyes.
A passion for covers.

As the tubes of you are flooded with me singing,
We are eternally bound.

Now.
10:35:10 PM
Still a Monday.


A ghost of a voice whispers in my left ear. A suggestion. An experiment.
The power of the internet.
A word.
A search.
The possibilities.
MILKSHAKE.

Click. Links.












TEDIOUS.
11:00:09
An hour from Tuesday.
But Monday nonetheless.

Pirates of the Caribbean theme used by NBC for Olympic Alpine Skiing Recap.
Laugh out Loud.
Metaphorically.
In truth, laughing in silence.
Bode Miller <>
A passion for Zambonis.

A sense that this blog nears its end.
Harry Potter theme park.
A time for confessions.
I attended Hogwarts for the last 7 years.
Like Hermione, however, chose to attend Muggle college.
Screw Brown University. Herms is prob. cheating on me there.
Whatever.
Don't need her BS.
Moving on with my life.
Not paying child support either.

My hero?
Allstate Insurance Guy.
Makes me feel secure.
And

You and you and you.

You ARE going to LOVE Me.


YEAH.

11:07:59.
A millisecond from 11:08.
Monday once more.

An hour.


I return to solitude. Aboriginal Ice Dancing FTW.

-



p00psicl3sz.

So...........
I suddenly had the urge to blog. I have some time to kill before class at 6PM & I'm not really in the mood to study or revise my shitty essay for my Czech class so here I am.
like Alex Wilson did (props). My creative juices just aren't flowin today... or really any other day.
Today at Popovich they gave me two containers of extra sauce and I didn't want to waste it so I drowned my Chicken Chipotle sandwich in sauce and now I feel disgusting because the Chipotle mayonnaise is sittin in ma tummy. Would you rather be submerged in a pool of mayonnaise (this entails allowing your mouth to fill with mayonnaise every once in a while) every night for 2 hours before bed (you can come up for air) or have the smell of horse radish permanently follow you everywhere?

Maybe it's just a me thing but I have no clue who wrote a lot of the anonymous blogs.
Whatever, I won't sign this one - I won't suck the mystery out of all your lives.
(Although I'm about to ruin it anyway and if you don't know who wrote this by the end of this blog then we need to talk, really)

Playlist to this bl0g:
Wilco: You & I
Sufjan Stevens: To Be Alone With You
Belle & Sebastion: If She Wants Me
Ra Ra Riot: Can You Tell

It has recently come to my attention that no one on this floor REALLY knows that much about anyone else. Sure, we know everything about eachother's personalities, habits, and clothing styles, but do we know anything about eachother's pre-college lives? The 18 years that came before the past 3 months?

Philippe asked me a few days ago if I was in a sorority...............................
Tiffany thought my favorite color was YELLOW [?!]
Yellow is one of my LEAST favorite colors. It's probably tied for last place actually. With like... orange or powder blue or baby pink or lavender something.

Polar bears are cuter than pandas.Foxes are even cuter. One of my favorite pokemon:

You guys probably aren't interested but I'm either delusional or there's a conspiracy against me at this school. Every single class I go to someone will sit next to me that is either 1. smelly 2. deathly ill 3. scratching their head and letting dandruff fly through the air (into my face/hair) or 4. scratching their acne and inspecting the blood under the fingernails after. GROSS? YOU THINK? Try sitting next to someone like that every single day for 1-2 hours.
Today in math class I thought I was in the clear until a girl stood up from her seat and moved across the aisle to sit directly next to me. Why? Good question. Everything was good and I was taking notes like a good little girl until suddenly I got a fat whiff of the stankiest feet I have had the pleasure of smelling in quite a while...

Dear girls who wear the same pair of flats every day: Los Angeles pollution rain gets in your shoe and the smell dries. That plus your feet sweat from walking all day long across campus in the heat, through fertilizer, and through rain does NOT EQUAL AN ATTRACTIVE SMELL. Also, taking off the aforementioned flats and spreading your toes and rubbing your feet together for the entire hour of class does nothing but allow the smell to strengthen. Wear sandals from now on, or shoes that you WON'T take off in class next to me when there are 50 other seats open.
I also think this one guy in my Psychology class waits until I sit down (somewhere different every day) so he can take the seat RIGHT next to me and cough, pick his noise, breathe heavily, and watch me squirm uncomfortably and shoot him daggers for the entire two hours.

Maybe I have superpowers? An advanced olfactory system?

For all of you who make fun of me and Will for loving sandwiches...Sandwiches > Hot Dogs
Sandwiches > Pizza
Sandwiches > Burgers
Sandwiches > Fries
Sandwiches >>> PASTA
Ribs > Sandwiches
Chicken Chimichangas > Sandwiches
Deep Fried Ice Cream > Sandwiches
Ice Cream Sandwiches > Sandwiches
Nectarines > Sandwiches
Why do I feel like I want to spell Sandwiches like SANDWHICHES?
How come some words look so wrong when you type/write them?

My dad likes jammmmin when he gets real drunk
Who cares about my dad, right?



Smell ya later.