hey foolz
i've decided to blog in rhyme this week
it's pretty stream of conscience. so bear with me.
it's about 8:27, chillin' on the floor
not a lot be goin' down on BK4
tiffany and steve are studying like studs
me and tanrda's chair are becoming best buds ;]
i could be watching hulu right now
but to the floor i have sworn a vow
i could be writing my euro essay
but the BK4 floorby i will never betray
i'll write my paper later
first things come first
i'm no blog-evader
i gots to quench yo' thirst
i'm pretty much just going to go on
about how much i love the floor ruled by Jon
and how each and every one of you
makes me smile with what you do
i apologize now- it will sound cheesy-
and finding the right rhymes ain't always easy
but i have to try and convey my love
for Bk4, and the residents thereof
lets start with the ladies tara and viv
these two are my primary reason to live
tara doesn't understand big english phrases
and sad face viv (wHaT tHe FuCk?!) always amazes
mary and andrea i don't know them too well
but i like them both from what i can tell
mary is nice and i'm glad she moved here from new
andrea thought i was jay todd so that's cool too
chloe and melody are next in line
i've never seen two east-coast ladies as fine
for lunch melody eats peanut butter and tofu
and chloe always rocks a stylish hair-do
the girls triples are awesome beyond belief
its hard to say how much i love them all in brief
tiffany sia always knows how to brighten my day
especially when she's that woman in the yellow pants standing far away
tandra loves cats, this much is true
i just hope one day, she can love humans too
because i like her a lot, and though i'm no vampire
her love is the something i would like to acquire
sonal is indian and likes curry dishes
she has bollywood dreams and bollywood wishes
she dances all day and dances all night
but whenever she's around, she's pretty dang tight
annabel and michelle you live in 406
i'm so glad the gods put you in the BK4 mix
if i ever want to buy a diddy riese cookie
i'll know where to look-ie
lily and vlada- what can i say
i remember playing kings cup with you on the first day
vlada is sassy and likes to have a good time
lily- how hard you make me laugh should be a crime
laila and malia in 411 you see
provide so many hawaiian snacks and great company
i like creeping in your room and writing on your board
as far as chill hawaiians go- BK4 really scored
dear christina i love you too
even though i never will watch LOST with you
but i will get lost in your eyes..........
okay movin on (i did say cheesy, you guys)
NEXT on the list is sangina
maybe someday we can venture together to china
so sandra can get me drunk and finally initiate me
and regina can roam around looking pretty
whew on to the boys... half way there
i'm running out of steam... bad rhymes ahead... beware
Jon Ou Jon, oh you really are too good
you do more for our floor than any good man should
you like friends and basketball and disneyland too
maybe someday we can pay you back for all you do
carlo and JJ you two are never fighting
and the outside of your door is very exciting
whether i'm winning big money answering the question
or being told to move along because "recording in session"
tom and derek your door's always open wide
but i have to admit i'm terrified to come inside
derek: i learned from mafia during week one you are very wise
and tom i must say you too are one of my favorite guys
quin chris and justin where do i start
of BK4 your room is an integral part
the things you say always make us think
and you give us pledges who shit in the sink
JT and steve residents of 420
a room where nerdgasms and extracurriculars are a plenty
but really i think these two are the best
they're smart and funny... and from the midwest
will drew and michael another triple behold
hanging out in their room never gets old
i love mario kart and stealing drews bed
and skipping class to lie on a bean bag instead
casey and brennan a handsome troop
but be careful or brennan might heat up your soup
or jizz in your mouth, or wear a bathing suit all day
or interrogate you about washers... we love him anyway
richard and michael- the polar opposite commune
where can be heard jazz or christian gospel tunes
i honestly don't know what they'd do with out one another
the only people they could ever need are each other :D
then sam and muffin man who live at the end of the lane
although anthony's small he has a huge.... brain
i mean french porn major what did you expect?
and sam is cool too- i give him lots of respect
then anish and kevin, new roommates this semester
i can already see a new love beginning to fester
no homo no homo only one of them's gay
the other nucca love his bitches. thats all i have to say.
word.
happy hump day
BRILLIANT. WORK OF POETRY. TRUE BEAUTY.
ReplyDeleteBut in all seriousness, damn boy you sure can spin dem rhymez
BEST. BLOG. EVER.
ReplyDeleteagreed with wolfman
ReplyDeleteamazing.
ReplyDeleteLOOOOOVED IT!!! <3<3
ReplyDeleteAnd will not forgive anish for confusing me with woman in yellow pants. Gross.