US vs. Canada

The 2010 Winter Olympics are over at long last and the Canadians appear to have come out ahead. They earned their crowning victory with a win over the US in the championship hockey game (even though the US had won 5-3 earlier on) and maple leaf emblems can be spotted on sweatshirts and ranger hats all over. The only thing is (sorry Tom) that despite a seemingly successful round of Olympic games, Canada is still not as good as the US:

Canadian Bacon

Not very enticing

vs.

American Bacon

how about that!

Also,

Canadian Snorkeling

vs.

Actual snorkeling (Hawaii)

Tough choice...I think not

Canadian Moose

or...

American Bald Eagle

Canadian Actor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9WB_PXjTBo

Too soon? It's just that American doctors are the ones responsible for keeping him in as good a condition as he is right now.

You go Dr. Cameron!

(American)

vs.

American Actor

Yeah

Canadian Singer

(Michael Buble)

vs.

American Singer

The REAL DEAL from whom that Canadian poser has been stealing all his material

The Conclusion is clear:

USA > canada

And the only reason we keep Canada around...

-Pax