Heyooo
So here we are, the best day of the week… who’s excited?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyBwZeoxISk&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=1C90BDF46E6EACFD
jersey shore is so yesterday though, let’s be real.
Ok so I feel like everyone else has a unique style to blogging which uniquely suits him/her, and I have yet to really discover my blogging persona. Thus this blog is an experiment with style.
I could go down the will route- and write whatever the knick-knack patty whack comes to mind:
Sup residents?! So today I was walking down Trousdale mindin’ my own ps and qs when this piggly-wiggly beezy rolls up behind me on her banana boat beach cruiser and crashes right up into my business! She was like, “oh ma gaw I’m so sarry!” and I was like “NAH BITCH NAH YOU DID NOT JUST MESS UP MY WORDS WITH FRIENDS PLAY I BEEN WORKING ALL OF 8 AND TWENTY MINUTES TO MAKE” because when the crackwhore bumped me, my digit slipped and my word went from “quartzy” (double letter score on the R, triple on the Y, triple word score- you do the arithmetic) to a BLANK TILE ‘U’ off some random ‘P’ for a fist-bumpin’ 4 point total. Ruined my day, homewreckin’ crooked toothed velociraptor. It’s cool though, I’m still beating that family feud ruining dangly horse boy from Houston or whatever by more than you can imagine.
Now where’s my raspberry icedtea, trogro woman?
Fun, but I think I’ll leave that up to Ray-G.
Or I could go the JTizzle-izzler route:
(clever play on words only a handful of people will get)
LOST spoiler*: cover your ears and eyes!
*see blog next week… TO calls… sorry!
Again, tempting, but there’s a reason I didn’t get in to TO. This blog.
Or the steve pragmatic and sound writing style:
As I rounded out the day in my environmental studies class, I was hit with yet another magic realization about the power of one of the simplest, yet most important inventions we all use in our everyday lives- yes- the paper clip. I always seem to forget how one small piece of weak metal bent into a contortion only a genius could imagine dramatically simplifies filing and organizing papers. Having a stack of papers neatly bound by one easy-to-remove, yet reliable clip is almost as convenient as the toilet in the handicapped stall. Almost.
Too much thought. There’s the reason I’m a PPD major.
Or, I could search the internet for great things to amuse readers with, like several of the bk4bloggers have taken to doing:
or this gem of a joke I found online:
What’s green and smells?
Hulk’s Fart.
Woorrrrdd.
Sigh. Well, a half a bag of tortilla chips, 2/3 a jar of salsa, and one lonely hour later, I still have no blogging identity to call my own. I’ll sleep on it. The best material for my life so far seems to have been the product of heavy napping, soo… ya.
Happy hump day!
First! Props, but I would definitely reconsider the Tizzle-izzle Route
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