This one's short

Hey guys,

I almost lost faith in the blog this week - thought it was dead. After Will and Drew phoned it in two days in a row, I really thought nobody cared anymore. Then I remembered Alex's amazing love poem, read JT's first legitimate post, tripped out on Anish's existential mopo and was super pumped to see two white blog posts go up in one day, and my faith was restored. Thanks BK4! Thanks for reading and contributing to this blog!

And Will, good luck finding where I parked your car. Write real posts.

Anyway, I'm gonna continue my efforts that I started last week to make my blog shorter/more enjoyable/more readable. Actually, I'd be surprised if I haven't already lost your attention... so here you go.

Sex Offender Shuffle


Song of the Count


Edit: I just realized the importance of frame size in embedding youtube videos... but I'm too lazy to fix it.

This song is made by its music video
But musta been hella boring to film...


Best song ever

And some of my favorite LOLCats that I found saved on my computer from back in the day:


































There, I hope all your ADD attention spans allowed you to get through that. I feel disgusting about what I just posted.

BK4 love,

FLOORBY DEFENDER!