Anyways, Valentine's Day is quickly approaching... which brings one thing to mind.
BK4 gets no action.
The condoms outside Jon's door may disappear every day or two.. but who knows what they're being used for. Drew probably uses them to fix up his bike or something.
Anyways.. Here are some suggestions of couples so that everyone on BK4 can have a fun-filled Valentine's day.
Fishman and Tara: If these two were a couple, they would be overwhelmed with snobbery. They would never go out to eat because no restaurant would ever be good enough for the both of them. They could never listen to the same music in the car because it would just always be "too mainstream". BUT, this couple would do a good thing for the rest of the world by putting the snobs together and letting them slob all over each other.
Kevin and Laila: OK, I've written about this before. But i have to keep the idea fresh in my mind for when I make it a major motion picture. Kevin is gay. Laila is lesbian. They totally love each other. It is amazing.
Anish and Viv: Both are loud, obnoxious black girls. Stay away from them at the movie theater this Valentine's Day.
Drew and Anthony: They can both ride their bikes around town while holding hands this Valentine's Day. Anthony can wear his sexy skin-tight suit and Drew can impress him by riding backwards!
Brennan and Malia: As mentioned in previous posts, Hawaiians are not people. Keep them away from the rest of the group.
Regina and Sandra: If you guys are reading this, I don't mean anything negative by this. But you guys love each other and mostly hate everyone else. It's time to consider lesbianism. Seek Laila for advice.
Tom and Tandra: This would be the most interesting couple. Tom is mostly silent. Tandra talks so much/fast that you can't really understand her. Would make a cute canadasian couple.
I know there's still a lot more people on BK4, but I'm too lazy to match everyone up. Also too lazy to post any pictures.
If you're still reading this far (hey, steve)... I just want to say something emotional. Jeff Garlin, the fat guy from Curb Your Enthusiasm, came to my (and Quin's) TV class on Monday. He looked at the really nice theater in the really nice building and said something along the lines of "Shit... You guys are lucky", and asked if we thought about how lucky we were every day.
Basically, just remember how lucky you are to be at USC on a kick-ass floor with a badass motherfucker like me.
PEACE.
-Will.
Remember, women are submissive. BK4 is family. Have a good Valentine's Day.
No comments:
Post a Comment