BUENOS N0CH3Z
Today night I'm chillin da PiTTAhMAD1 L0UNG3, listening to the pseudo-reggae, ska-pop-jungle-pussy jamz of No Doubt, and I have to admit. Pants have been jizzed in.
I don't care if she's into dem japonesians.
I'd tap dat azz.
No doubt bout dat.
In other news, both Beyonce and GaGa were sporting some bouncin' weaves last night at the 2010 Gramophone Awards. I guess the technical term for Gaga's accessory isn't "weave", since she's white. So, to be politically correct, she was rockin a great "extensionz".
The sad truth at the root of every hair,
RACISM :(
Either way, HAIR was the word of the night; Gaga's epic hair seizure at the end of her vag-wetting duet with SIR ELt0N J0HN was simply divine. Followed closely up the butt was Beyonces super-hot-I-would-have-been-a-stripper-if-I-hadn't-fucked-over-Kelly-and-that-other-chick-from-Destiny's-Child-whose-name-no-one-can-remember-oh-wait-MICHELLE! -and-become-a-superstar, animal-style, flashy-sex-hair choreo @ the end of her tear jerking Alanis cover. Like OMG that was hot.
Though I do wish that both GaGa and Beyonce had taken more risks. I for one find colored weave to be evermore sophisticated than the run-of-the-mill-I'm-trying-to-look-like-a-white-girl-semi-blonde-yet-still-I-am-brown look.
Now that's what I call classy.
Call it part of my upbringin in the sketchiest nooks and crannies of Oklahoma.
Yuh.
Soon after Beyonce and Gaga, P!nk showed us what was up! Uhuh!
With her superbleacheddikechic hair-do, she boldly embarked on a groundbreaking Grammy performance as a semi-nude cirque du soleil acrobat. After she were dipped in water (faux-baptism reference) came the best moment of the night, when she was spun around in the air, in a bed sheet like such as a helicopter would be. Absolutely beautiful.
She seemed a bit like Jesus.
So that were the Grammy's.
Al mismo tiempo.
My friend from back home wants to get a breast reduction. And I'm kinda torn. Cause her titties are massive.
But they're slowly but surely injuring her back.
Talk about a Catch-22.
OH YEAH. Another thing that's pissing me off.
what's with that doppelganger beezniss on da fazebooks.
It's just like that pokemon thing.
all over again.
only if you look like a pokemon it ends up being the same thing.
soooo Alex Wilson, you can leave yours as squirtle. TURTLE FACE W0OOT
Alright then. Nothing more to say I guesss. I'll leave you with immortalized words of that creepy little German boy in SwingKidz (only Malia and 1930's Gay Germans will understand this).....but
SWING HEIL!
P.S. I got caught in a mob of Japanes tourists this weekend and felt oddly at home.....hm.....azianlove.
With tidings of joy,
hillaryduff>clinton007
Today night I'm chillin da PiTTAhMAD1 L0UNG3, listening to the pseudo-reggae, ska-pop-jungle-pussy jamz of No Doubt, and I have to admit. Pants have been jizzed in.
I don't care if she's into dem japonesians.
I'd tap dat azz.
No doubt bout dat.
In other news, both Beyonce and GaGa were sporting some bouncin' weaves last night at the 2010 Gramophone Awards. I guess the technical term for Gaga's accessory isn't "weave", since she's white. So, to be politically correct, she was rockin a great "extensionz".
The sad truth at the root of every hair,
RACISM :(
Either way, HAIR was the word of the night; Gaga's epic hair seizure at the end of her vag-wetting duet with SIR ELt0N J0HN was simply divine. Followed closely up the butt was Beyonces super-hot-I-would-have-been-a-stripper-if-I-hadn't-fucked-over-Kelly-and-that-other-chick-from-Destiny's-Child-whose-name-no-one-can-remember-oh-wait-MICHELLE! -and-become-a-superstar, animal-style, flashy-sex-hair choreo @ the end of her tear jerking Alanis cover. Like OMG that was hot.
Though I do wish that both GaGa and Beyonce had taken more risks. I for one find colored weave to be evermore sophisticated than the run-of-the-mill-I'm-trying-to-look-like-a-white-girl-semi-blonde-yet-still-I-am-brown look.
Now that's what I call classy.
Call it part of my upbringin in the sketchiest nooks and crannies of Oklahoma.
Yuh.
Soon after Beyonce and Gaga, P!nk showed us what was up! Uhuh!
With her superbleacheddikechic hair-do, she boldly embarked on a groundbreaking Grammy performance as a semi-nude cirque du soleil acrobat. After she were dipped in water (faux-baptism reference) came the best moment of the night, when she was spun around in the air, in a bed sheet like such as a helicopter would be. Absolutely beautiful.
She seemed a bit like Jesus.
So that were the Grammy's.
Al mismo tiempo.
My friend from back home wants to get a breast reduction. And I'm kinda torn. Cause her titties are massive.
But they're slowly but surely injuring her back.
Talk about a Catch-22.
OH YEAH. Another thing that's pissing me off.
what's with that doppelganger beezniss on da fazebooks.
It's just like that pokemon thing.
all over again.
only if you look like a pokemon it ends up being the same thing.
soooo Alex Wilson, you can leave yours as squirtle. TURTLE FACE W0OOT
Alright then. Nothing more to say I guesss. I'll leave you with immortalized words of that creepy little German boy in SwingKidz (only Malia and 1930's Gay Germans will understand this).....but
SWING HEIL!
P.S. I got caught in a mob of Japanes tourists this weekend and felt oddly at home.....hm.....azianlove.
With tidings of joy,
hillaryduff>clinton007
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